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 by ALEX OGLE
 
				
				The University of Sussex
				Students’ Union Summer Ball
				is set to end term in style on
				Saturday June 14th at the Brighton
				Racecourse.
 For one night only, the huge
				Racecourse arena will be turned into a
				‘super-club’. Imagine the scene - work
				weary students turn up at two indoor
				arenas ready to party the night away,
				stalls are set up and stages take shape,
				all punctuated by a balmy summer
				evening. As the heat of exams dies
				away to leave a gushing abandon,
				akin only to the tingling feeling we all
				had as school broke for summer holidays,
				the nervous sensation that started
				in your feet just before revising
				started – for many of us there was no
				‘re’, only ‘vising’ – is lifted to become
				a smile on your face, and you realise
				that this is, as organizers insist, ‘the
				greatest event organized by your
				Union for around 10 years.’
 
 A super-club is exactly what you
				need to party the academic year away.
				Forget your troubles and lively up yow
				self as 2300 (two thousand and three
				hundred!) spanking and shiny tickets
				are on sale from Monday for this party
				of the year. This outing is a welcome
				break in more ways than one, as
				Sussex hasn’t had the greatest of reputations
				when it comes to putting on
				good nights in the last decade. Despite
				a triumphant Fresher’s Ball in October,
				and the odd star on a dimming radar,
				Sussex has been known in recent years
				as something of a wet fish in the
				entertainment category. Brighton
				University put on consistently funky
				nights at their Beat Down concerts at
				Event II, attracting big names. Sussex
				has been left looking back forlornly at
				past glories. There was a time when all
				the up and coming acts graced this
				neck of the woods. Blur, Oasis, Pulp,
				Cream, the Stones and, reportedly,
				one James Hendrix passed through the
				dingy outposts of East Slope and the
				Hothouse. It also emerged in looking
				into these hey-days of Sussex music -
				you know those mustachioed security
				guards you see around have been here
				for a looong time - that the up and
				coming Radiohead found their way to
				the East Slope stage before Creep propelled
				them into the big time, projecting
				the group to world fame. Back
				then the blonde, mullet-sporting
				upstart Thom Yorke was booed off
				stage for being too ‘whiny’. And since
				then? Nothing. The entertainment
				world of Sussex has seemingly fallen
				the same way as the West Pier, a
				charred skeleton, a rotting, worn beacon
				falling to murky sea, a rusty, seagull
				faece covered memory of what
				used to be.
 
 In the process of complaining
				about the current state of our Union’s
				entertainment agenda, one inevitably
				feels bitter describing the glorious
				green fields of other, smaller universities:
				"...you know, my mate goes to
				Cheltenham University, and they got
				so and so to play at their Christmas
				thing and....blah blah blah."
 
 However, it appears that the main
				reason the USSU finds difficulty in
				organizing consistent, quality nights is
				not simply due to a lack of funding, or
				lack of enthusiasm or commitment on
				the part of the Union, but more
				because of the competition with an
				already packed schedule of great
				nights out in Brighton. Where other
				smaller Universities can bag big
				names, it is often because they are the
				main entertainment spotlight in that
				area. In contrast, Brighton hosts nightly
				quality shindigs, from the funk of
				the Big Beat Boutique to showcases at
				the Funky Buddha, from great nights
				such as Meltdown and Substance to
				mainstream attractions at the Dome
				and Pavilion. Indeed, despite compelling
				argument about competition,
				it must be true that what Sussex simply
				needs is a bigger concert venue on
				campus to attract bigger acts; you just
				can’t expect good bands to cram into
				the Hothouse or East Slope any more.
				Entertainments Co. Chair Lori
				Culora described the ordeal of organizing
				such a massive event, "...all the
				staff at the Union, part-time and fulltime,
				have been working so hard to
				make this happen since just after
				Christmas.... we’re all really excited at
				the prospect of putting on such a
				huge event." Excited yet? Just glance
				at the checklist. A race course being
				transformed into a mammoth festivalstyle
				outdoor party, with two separate
				arena stages, fun fair rides, ‘funky’
				food outlets and even a chill out area
				with onsite masseurs. And don’t forget
				the music. Aim (live), Nightmares
				on Wax, DJ Yoda, a Madness tribute
				band, Bad Company, MC Det, DJ EZ
				and resident DJs from different nights
				from all over Brighton, and Sussex’s
				own conscious hip-hop funkers, the
				irrepressible, and always delightful,
				Bad Science will be performing alongside
				Underground Alliance. Also playing
				are the Roots Garden crew and DJs
				from Substance, Meltdown and The
				Rub. Culora, Welfare Officer elect for
				next year, went on to assert his predictions
				for the show: "...the night....it
				is going to be Phat!....no wait...don’t
				put that in...um, tell them, um,
				yeah!...its going to be wicked!"
  
 TICKETS GO ON SALE FOR £20 ON
				MAY 19TH FROM THE STUDENT
				UNION RECEPTION, AND OTHER
				SHOPS AND BARS ON CAMPUS.
				YOU CANNOT BUY TICKETS ON
				THE NIGHT, BOOK EARLY TO AVOID
				DISAPPOINTMENT.
 
 
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